when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married.
First and Last words.
I’m not crying, there’s something in both my eyes.
THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS ARE SAID BY ALBUS
I TAKE BACK ANY CRITICISM OF HIS NAME
I open at the close
SO FUCKING DONE
where does “It’s finals week and I haven’t done shit” fit in?
level 6 or 7
Okay, so to everyone who has finals in the next couple weeks:
Fucking awesome fast food hacks that EVERYONE has to know! Trust me, you have to fucking know about these things.
ITS BEEN OUT THERE AND WE HAD NO IDEA
BUDGET BIG MAC & GRILLED CHEESE FROM MCDONALDS HOLY FUCK
gotta mcdonalds try dat grilled cheese doe
dude, taco bell sub option, holy hell!
dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
im gonna put my dick in it
dont put ur dick in it